Ha! (ed)

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the
hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson beers, draft please.”
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday yet, lads?”
“Off to England next month,” says John. “We go to England every year,
rent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?” Jim agrees.
“Ah, England!” says the bartender. “Wonderful country… The history,
the beer, the culture…”
“Nah, we don’t like that British crap,” says John. “Hamburgers and
Molson’s beer, that’s us, eh Jim? And we can’t stand the English -
they’re so arrogant and rude.”
“So why keep going to England?” asks the bartender.
“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.”

Radial Engine

This isn’t my “thing” but some of you may be interested. I guess Part 2 is also very good – just to the right of Part 1.


This is a 10 minute video showing how a radial engine works. This guy is a woodworker, and built a great looking model. Well worth the time to watch.