Gun News in California..

You may have heard on the news about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: "Wow! He has about a quarter million machine gun bullets." The headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache!"

By Southern California standards someone owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable." Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:

In Arizona , he’d be called "an avid gun collector."

In Arkansas , he’d be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah , he’d be called "moderately well prepared," but they’d probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Kansas, he’d be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."

In Montana , he’d be called "The neighborhood ‘Go-To’ guy."

In Alabama , he’d be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Georgia , he’d be called "an eligible bachelor."

In North Carolina , Mississippi and South Carolina he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."

And in Texas he’s just "Bubba, who’s a little short on ammo."

The art of communication

What we had then vs what we have now. How much dumber do you think our fellow citizens are going to become?

The art of communication

Then and now, quite a difference.

Make sure you watch to the surprise ending!!!!!!!!!

Be sure to catch the last portion. You will see why some people need a teleprompter.

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Skunk

Been around a time or two, but still good for a chuckle.

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It’s nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get it in the car."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It’s nice and warm there.

"But what about the smell?"

"Just hold its nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

Marines and pressure…

EVEN AN OLD MARINE CAN LEARN … Something New.

During a commercial airline flight an old experienced Marine was seated

next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the

descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.

The Marine pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his

assistance to help with the various baby-related items.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the Marine responded,

"Gosh, that’s a good looking baby, and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that the time

spent on the breast would help alleviate pressure in the baby’s ears. The Marine

sadly shook his head, and in true Marine fashion exclaimed

“And all these years, I’ve been chewing gum.”