The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist……

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:

Hysterias and Posteriors.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it. The docs changed it to read:

Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.

This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read:

Catatonics and High Colonics

No go. Next they tried:

Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again. Then came:

Minds and Behinds

Still no good. Another attempt resulted in:

Lost Souls and Butt Holes

Unacceptable again! So they tried:

Nuts and Butts

No way.

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Forget it. Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones – Specializing in Odds and Ends.

Everybody loved it.