Globalization

A definition of globalization evenI can understand . . .

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana’s death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scotch Whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates’ technology, and you’re probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexicans who are in the US illegally because the current president, born in Kenya and educated as a muslim in Indonesia refuses to enforce US law.

That, my friends, is Globalization

Paraprosdokians……….???

Paraprosdokians

(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter
part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently
humorous.

1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you …but it’s still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you
hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up — we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency, notify…” I answered “a doctor.”

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

13. I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

17. I’m supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

Spread the Laughter, Share the Cheer, Let’s Be Happy

While We’re here!

Boeing Presents….The Ray Gun

Wow, this is really, really neat! I don’t know what it costs, and it probably isn’t super cheap, but this level of performance from a truck mounted unit is just impressive as hell. I figure the Israelis will be on this like white on rice, it’s a perfect tool for knocking down all the incoming rockets from Gaza when those idiots start up again.

And since it can take down incoming mortar shells, that’s pretty great as well. They didn’t mention artillery shells, but maybe they are still too fast to track and blow in time.

I can see a couple of these units on every Navy ship too.

8 Levels of Control …please take time for this one

I HAVE READ THE BOOK THE BOOK – RULES FOR RADICALS. IT IS A SHORT BOOK WRITTEN IN EASY TO UNDERSTAND ENGLISH. PROBABLY MEANT TO BE UNDERSTOOD BY SIMPLE FOLKS. YOU SHOULD READ IT.

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Saul Alinsky died about 43 years ago, but his writings influenced those in political control of our nation today…….
Recall that Hillary did her college thesis on his writings and Obama writes about him in his books.

Died: June 12, 1972, Carmel-by-the-Sea, Ca
Education: University of Chicago
Spouse: Irene Alinsky
Books: Rules for Radicals, Reveille for Radicals

Anyone out there think that this stuff isn’t happening today in the U.S.?

All eight rules are currently in play
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How to create a social state by Saul Alinsky:

There are eight levels of control that must be obtained before you are able to create a social state. The first is the most important.

1) Healthcare– Control healthcare and you control the people

2) Poverty – Increase the Poverty level as high as possible, poor people are easier to control and will not fight back if you are providing everything for them to live.

3) Debt – Increase the debt to an unsustainable level. That way you are able to increase taxes, and this will produce more poverty.

4) Gun Control– Remove the ability to defend themselves from the Government. That way you are able to create a police state.

5) Welfare – Take control of every aspect of their lives (Food, Housing, and Income)

6) Education – Take control of what people read and listen to – take control of what children learn in school.

7) Religion – Remove the belief in the God from the Government and schools

8) Class Warfare – Divide the people into the wealthy and the poor. This will cause more discontent and it will be easier to take (Tax) the wealthy with the support of the poor.

Does any of this sound like what is happening to the United States ?

Alinsky merely simplified Vladimir Lenin’s original scheme for world conquest by communism, under Russian rule.
Stalin described his converts as “Useful Idiots.”
The Useful Idiots have destroyed every nation in which they have seized power and control.
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It is presently happening at an alarming rate in the U.S.

If people can read this and still say everything is just fine… they are “useful idiots.

“It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.”