Perfect Timing !

Some new ones, and some old – all great!

Twenty-one pics that probably could never be replicated because their timing was so perfect.

1.

1e4944cbd2845d1105537461b8d6d59f.jpeg

2.

08bb738c5efc21216245096ed0cc086a.jpeg

3.

bab65147256aeaf707e3d6f957fd8a61.jpeg

4.

9153df2ca7c2082c9554c45b6a010520.jpeg

5.

68c94e2322a3e04a5c6cd181f8a6822d.jpeg

6.

f13308cc1db63b064d72e9bd9f6af5f7.jpeg

7.

344037037a85ae64d36745bda0fc9bb7.jpeg

8.

f0157000b0d545be54bff3ac4bec5d64.jpeg

9.

948acfba8c4dc11297937e38318d50f1.jpeg

10.

9dea6a8f1a18a28b6cefaff0b2f55754.jpeg

11.

f6564fc81d0a36badac5de4102234bf5.jpeg

12.

34bca7b722d07039b7895d45affaf887.jpeg

13.

4709f177a287f6980720f0d8a6f562da.jpeg

14.

0b74806efb84f7f425dba854e49209dc.jpeg

15.

3e79844e8aa3130740b59467316c353f.jpeg

16.

e3a4736aaeb0c401433a20b26bfc4620.jpeg

17.

7ee8667ef51852b510c06c0ce68e17ff.jpeg

18.

a671f025ec54f86b9cbd1bdd08f72816.jpeg

19.

4f7b3cd9a3bebe7fce8ce724d21567cf.jpeg

20.

113406ecc6e87f97146428db08cc3f1d.jpeg

21.

5a9977d855c745648547a697e83b0b3a.jpeg

Netanyahu on gifts

Even if he didn’t really make this response, it is so perfect!

Don’t know the validity of this, but it sure is a “Churchillian” moment!

During the recent cease-fire, the leader of the Palestinian terrorist organization Hamas, Khaled Mashal, sent a gift to the Prime Minister of Israel , Benjamin Netanyahu, in an elaborate box with a note. After having the box checked for safety reasons, Prime Minister Netanyahu opened the box and saw that the content was cow dung. He opened the note, handwritten in Arabic by Mr. Mashal, which said, “For you and the proud people of the Zionist Entity.”

Mr. Netanyahu, literate in Arabic, pondered the note and decided how best to reciprocate. He quickly did so by sending the Hamas leader a very pretty package, also with a personal note.

Mr. Mashal and the other leaders of Hamas were very surprised to receive the parcel and opened it very carefully, similarly suspecting that it might contain a bomb. But to their surprise, they saw that it contained a tiny computer chip. The chip was rechargeable with solar energy, had a 1.8 terabyte memory, and could output a 3D hologram display capable of functioning in any type of cellular phone, tablet or laptop. It was one of the world’s most advanced technologies, with a tiny label, “Invented and produced in Israel .”

Mr. Netanyahu’s note, personally handwritten in Arabic, Hebrew, French, and English, stated very courteously…

“Every leader can only give the best his people can produce.”

11/11/67

Nov 11, 1967, Central Highlands, Viet Nam

You’re a 19 year old kid, are critically wounded and dying in the jungle, somewhere. Last you looked it was Viet Nam, 12,000 miles from home.

Your unit is out numbered 8-1 and only a football field away the enemy fire is so intense that your commanding officer has ordered the MedEvac helicopters to stop coming in. With that news, you have more than just a sinking feeling. You’re lying there, listening to the enemy machine guns, and you know you’re not getting out. You’ll never see your family again, nor they you, except maybe in a coffin, provided someone can find your body and place it in a body bag. As the world starts to fade in and out, you know this is the day.

Then, over the machine gun noise, you faintly hear that familiar sound of a helicopter. You look up to see a Huey coming in. But.. you must be hallucinating, because no MedEvac markings are on it.

Captain Ed Freeman is coming in for you.

Captain Freeman is not MedEvac, so it’s not his job, but he heard the radio call and decided he’s flying his Huey down into the machine gun fire, anyway, even after the MedEvacs were ordered not to come. Yeah, he’s coming anyway.

He drops the Huey in and sits there in the machinegun fire, as members from your unit loads 3 of you at a time on board. He then flies you up and out through the gunfire to the doctors and nurses and safety.

And, he kept coming back and coming back and coming back … 13 more times!!

Until all the wounded were out.

No one knew until the mission was over that the Captain had been hit 4 times in the legs and left arm. He took 29 of you and your buddies out that day. Some would not have made it without the Captain and his Huey.

Medal of Honor Recipient, Captain Ed Freeman, United States Air Force, died Wednesday, January 15, 2015, at the age of 70, in Boise, Idaho . May God Bless and Rest His Soul.

Did you hear about this hero’s passing? Didn’t think so. HOWEVER… we have all heard and seen, ad infinitum, about Trayvon Martin and the thug, Michael Brown; and the government shutdown; and “What difference does it make?”; a nd Congress and its endless bickering over NobamaCare.

Everything, but the ZIP ABOUT THE PASSING OF Medal of Honor Winner Captain Ed Freeman.

Shame on the news media and the social media!!!

Now… YOU pass this along.

Clinton’s MilitaryCareer

Oh! You didn’t know he had a military career?
Bill & Hillary got about $12 million for their to-be written memoirs.
Here’s some help for them since their memories are getting old.

BILL CLINTONS MILITARY CAREER

Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964,
accepting all contractual conditions of registering for the draft.
Selective Service Number is 326 46 228.

Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.

Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.

Bill Clinton refuses to report and is not inducted into the military.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States
Army Reserves on August 07, 1969, under authority
Of COL. E. Holmes.

Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.

Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at
the University of Arkansas ROTC, September 1969.

Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969,
as enlistment with Army Reserves is revoked by
Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and
subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2) (a) -
registrant who has failed to report…
remain liable for induction.

Bill Clinton’s birth date lottery number is 311,
drawn December 1, 1969, but anyone who has
already been ordered to report for induction is INELIGIBLE!

Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive
from justice under Public Law 90-40.

Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General
(1976), while a fugitive from justice.

Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977,
from President Carter,

Bill Clinton becomes the FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON
ever to serve as President of the United States .

All these facts come from Freedom of Information requests,
public laws, and various books that have been published,
and have not been refuted by Clinton .

After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, President Clinton
promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished .

After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S.
military personnel,
Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished .

After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia ,
which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel,
Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished .

After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa ,
which killed 224 and injured 5,000,
Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished .

After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole,
which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S. sailors,
Clinton promised that those responsible be hunted down and punished .

Maybe if Clinton had kept those promises, an estimated 3,000 people
in New York and Washington , DC , who are now dead
would be alive today .

THINK ABOUT IT!
It is a strange turn of events.
Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming memoir.
Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written.
This from two people who spent 8 years being unable to recall
anything about past events while under oath.

Sincerely,
Cdr. Hamilton McWhorter USN (ret)

PS.
Please forward this to as many people as you can!
We don’t want this woman to even THINK of
running for President!

Yearly dementia test

Our Yearly Dementia Test– only 4 questions

Our Yearly Dementia Test

It’s that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it!

Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.

Take the test presented here to determine if you’re losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer : ‘bread.’ If you said ‘toast’ give up now and do something else … Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say ‘silk’ five times. Now spell ‘silk.’ What do cows drink?

Answer : Cows drink water. If you said ‘milk,’ don’t attempt the next question. Your brain is overstressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said ‘water’, proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said ‘green bricks,’ why are you still reading these??? If you said ‘glass,’ go on to Question 4.

4. Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Swindon, 2people get off and 4 get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, 3people get off and 5 people get on. In Carmathen,6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven ..
Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?


Answer
: Oh, for crying out loud! Don’t you remember your own age? It was YOU driving the bus!! (Go back and look!).

?auth=co&id=1513828&part=2

If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!

OK . . . Or just go have another glass of wine . . . Nothing will matter in a few hours . . . And you will definitely NOT be driving the bus!!